Subject: The Farther Side
Date: Thu, 2 Oct 1997 01:18:48 -0400
From: "Tony.Field."<ATField@sprynet.com>
To: TFS@caligari.dartmouth.edu
Greetings!
People of course fall for funny thing - I even fell for that Kurt Vonnegut
thing last month. (oops!) But this one takes the cake. Thanks Adam!
Enjoy,
Tony
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Subject: The Farther Side
Date: Fri, 24 Oct 1997 12:07:27 -0400
From: "Tony.Field."<ATField@sprynet.com>
To: TFS@caligari.dartmouth.edu
Greetings!
Back after a short leave, and here we go again. Welcome all the new folks to
the list! Here's one stolen from the daily stinker. Thanks Craig!
Enjoy,
Tony
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater
Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how
conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and
spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he
urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total
elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
Forty-three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
Note for Dartmouth people: From Michael.J.Poncy@Dartmouth.edu
wondering if anyone's interested in renting our apartment on wheelock street
this winter.
3 bedrooms
2 full baths
full kitchen
laundry room
cable
3 parking spots
fully furnished with tv, vcr, toaster, and microwave
CHEAPER THAN LIVING IN DORMS! and financial aid applies
TWO to FIVE people can live there (the rate is per person so the number of
people does NOT effect individual price!)
IF INTERESTED please contact Tod, Marshal, Jeff, or Mike at 643-9235
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